{"id":575,"date":"2010-06-27T12:13:00","date_gmt":"2010-06-27T19:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/216.92.17.21\/?p=575"},"modified":"2011-03-23T16:29:12","modified_gmt":"2011-03-23T23:29:12","slug":"glossary-as-requested-with-apologies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/beitmalkhut.org\/?p=575","title":{"rendered":"glossary, as requested (with apologies)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In no particular order, maybe this will help:<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-style:italic;\">shikse<\/span> \u2014 (aka <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">shiksa<\/span>) \u2014 term of endearment (or not) for women of the non-Jewish persuasion.  the most important sub-category is, of course, the <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">shikse-goddess<\/span>.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-style:italic;\">shul<\/span> \u2014 synagogue, small or large, in which members of the tribe congregate for ritual acts and moments of imposed solidarity.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-style:italic;\">shabbes<\/span> \u2014 the hours of the week between sundown Friday and sundown Saturday devoted to rest, repose, debate and very good sex.  It&#8217;s a sin to grade papers on shabbes.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-style:italic;\">sin<\/span> \u2014 (<span style=\"font-style:italic;\">khet<\/span>) \u2014 something we decide is wrong, unless we want to do it.  Unless calling it a &#8216;sin&#8217; makes it more fun to do&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-style:italic;\">rebbe<\/span> \u2014 (to be distinguished from <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">rabbi<\/span>) \u2014 a wise rabbi we consider as our teacher and treat with reverence, which everyone else we know thinks is misplaced.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-style:italic;\">yenta<\/span> \u2014 a matchmaker, who generally speaking, can&#8217;t keep her mouth shut and can&#8217;t stop minding other people&#8217;s business.  Not to be confused with Yentl, the title of a Sholem Aleichem story made into a dreadful soppy movie with too much singing.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-style:italic;\">Reconstructionist<\/span> \u2014 the rational branch of Judaism, devoted to reason and, for the most part, understanding the physical circumstances under which we live.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-style:italic;\">bireishit<\/span> \u2014 Genesis of the Hebrew Bible.  Usually translated as, &#8220;in the beginning&#8230;&#8221; bireishit could also be rendered as &#8220;in her head&#8230;&#8221; which in one fell blow makes us have to reconsider all the text that follows.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-style:italic;\">god forbid<\/span> \u2014 (aka <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">g-d<\/span> forbid) \u2014 a colloquialism I consider hysterical, at least when I use it, given that I&#8217;m a righteous and devout atheist.  <\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-style:italic;\">Hebrew School <\/span>\u2014 an after school rite of passage devoted to indoctrination into the secrets of the tribe, its sacred language, and its obsessive devotion to territorial claims tracing back to g-d&#8217;s land grant to the tribal patriarch, Abraham.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-style:italic;\">akeda<\/span> \u2014 the ritual almost-sacrifice of Abraham&#8217;s son, whom the Bible names by name as Yitzhak (Isaac, Abraham&#8217;s younger son), and which the Qur&#8217;an assumes (thus, no need to name him), could only be Abraham&#8217;s elder son, Ismail (Ishmael), given that the rest of the passage makes no sense at all otherwise.<\/p>\n<p>Did I miss anything, or will that do for now?<\/p>\n<p>Words I did not explain: <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">pasties<\/span>, <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">packing<\/span>, and <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">secular humanism<\/span>.   Oh, and <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">labia menorah<\/span> (which will have to wait for a post all its own, maybe\u2014although here, a picture might really be worth a thousand words).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In no particular order, maybe this will help: shikse \u2014 (aka shiksa) \u2014 term of endearment (or not) for women of the non-Jewish persuasion. the most important sub-category is, of course, the shikse-goddess. shul \u2014 synagogue, small or large, in which members of the tribe congregate for ritual acts and moments of imposed solidarity. shabbes&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[250],"tags":[71,44,48,70],"class_list":["post-575","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-essays","tag-hebrew","tag-jewish-education","tag-jewish-identity","tag-yiddish"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/beitmalkhut.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/575","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/beitmalkhut.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/beitmalkhut.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/beitmalkhut.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/beitmalkhut.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=575"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/beitmalkhut.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/575\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2527,"href":"https:\/\/beitmalkhut.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/575\/revisions\/2527"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/beitmalkhut.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=575"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/beitmalkhut.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=575"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/beitmalkhut.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=575"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}