{"id":1032,"date":"2010-12-19T20:31:01","date_gmt":"2010-12-20T04:31:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/216.92.17.21\/?p=1032"},"modified":"2011-04-13T16:10:39","modified_gmt":"2011-04-13T23:10:39","slug":"kaddish-printed-word","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/beitmalkhut.org\/?p=1032","title":{"rendered":"a kaddish for the printed word"},"content":{"rendered":"

If I grade one more paper tonight, I think I will scream! \"the<\/a><\/p>\n

Problem is \u2014 I have another 4.5 years worth of papers to grade, and I won’t scream. I never have screamed. I’ll kvetch<\/em>. I’ll pull my hair. I’ll eat chocolate. I’ll complain a lot. And I’ll look for something positive to say about them. And there will be\u00a0something\u00a0good to say.<\/p>\n

What’s positive?<\/p>\n

First of all, they’re on paper.<\/p>\n

Not that my students want to submit their work on paper. After all, if you’re just downloading shit, why not transmit it electronically as well? Why use good trees for\u00a0this?<\/p>\n

Okay, to be fair: I’ve read 2.5 good papers so far in the past week. So that’s 2.5 out of 38. And that’s just one class. And it took that long because I’ve been sick all week. Makes them all the harder to read. They hurt my\u00a0kishkes<\/em>.<\/p>\n

But I didn’t sit down to write about the demise of good writing. I actually wanted to say a word about the demise of writing and printing\u00a0on paper<\/em>. After all, what I’m writing right now doesn’t warrant being written on paper. The question is, what does?<\/p>\n

I can feel it happening. It’s been creeping up slowly. Like vegetarianism. Like menopause. Like death. It started when one colleague began casually whipping out his iPad during our Study Group, and showing me that he had all the reading on PDFs and kindle formats. And my other colleague whipped out his iPhone, with the entire Talmud right there between his thumbs. We were sitting in my Library. Surrounded by paper. Paper in Victorian mahogany bookcases with glass doors. Protecting all that paper. Talmud on iPhone! Isn’t that a sin or something? Or is it a\u00a0mechiyah<\/em>?<\/p>\n

And now I look at my treasured collection, and what do I see? A fire hazard. An ecological genocide. A\u00a0shanda<\/em>.<\/p>\n

I bought a book yesterday. Lev Grossman’s\u00a0The Magicians<\/em>.<\/p>\n

And now I’m thinking, is this book good enough to deserve the paper it’s written on? Maybe only really\u00a0good\u00a0books should have the honor of real live paper? And who would it be who determines that?<\/p>\n

And then I think of the end of\u00a0Lucifer’s Hammer<\/em>. When the diabetic nerdy astro-physicist, Dan Forester, has carefully buried his most treasured books as ‘the world is coming to an end’ \u2014 and it’s implied that it’s his self-sacrificing actions that will lead to the rebuilding of civilization. (It is also implied that civilization is worth rebuilding, even if it’s more romantic to think otherwise).<\/p>\n

If you buried a kindle (or iPad or iPhone or iPod, or iBook) in the ground, after the disruption and destruction of all electronic communication, would any information at all have been preserved? Cloud technology begins to sound like a terrible idea from this perspective. Would all of Google, Wikipedia, JSTOR, AnthroSource still be \u2014 well, they’d all be gone, right? And I don’t think I’d mourn the loss of online sources at all.<\/p>\n

I’m sick of too much undigested information. I sure as hell am sick of download. Too much easy access to any superficial fact \u2014 that still requires analysis, but isn’t getting it.<\/p>\n

Remember the slow assimilation of hard found resources… The worldwide search for 19th century journals… Piecing the puzzle together bit by bit… all gives you the time to think, really think, aboutmeaning. And when we scour the earth for that treasured manuscript, or missing folio \u2014 we meet people, and we talk to them. And they have another bit of the puzzle \u2014 and we collaborate. We fall in love in the Archives. We’re curled up on the floor of the Stacks. We’re intoxicated by the back corridors of used book stores. Curled up in a comfy armchair in a cozy incandescent library, with a fire going in the fireplace, and the rain pouring outside, and it’s getting dark out… Maybe you’re too young to remember that …<\/p>\n

Sorry.\u00a0Sorry<\/em>. I got a little over wrought there. Way too\u00a0schmaltzy<\/em> for words.<\/p>\n

I mean, we could just sit home and download, right? And we can think we’ve found everything there is to know because we’ve Googled it. Wikipediated it. I mean, if it’s only on paper, does it even\u00a0count?<\/p>\n

The paper that got me so pissed off considered something called ‘Brainy Quotes’ to be ‘research.’<\/p>\n

Throw a quote in here and there \u2014 professors like that shit, don’t they? I’ve heard that more than once. To my face. And with a smile.<\/p>\n

Okay. Yeah, I know \u2014 I’m spewing here. Conflating things.<\/p>\n

This was gonna be a nice quiet post on the question of whether to spend hundreds of dollars (which will be equated with pre-Christmas dollars spent boosting the economy) on the purchase of an iPad \u2014 and never ever ever again purchasing another book. Or whether to forego the currently coveted contrivance, and stick to my love of paper and binding. But reading student papers all day long for the past few days has made me reconsider the value of the printed word altogether.<\/p>\n

My colleague says he’s still trying to figure out how to comfortably curl up with his iPad in bed at night to read. That a real live book still outperforms in bed.<\/p>\n

I take this very seriously.<\/p>\n

And how do kitties feel about electronics in bed? At present, Vlad waits patiently until the book is in place on the pillow before he climbs up and sits on it. Would Vladdie be equally comfortable on a kindle?<\/p>\n

Here’s what I’ve come to:<\/p>\n

\u2014 I’m sick of reading papers.<\/p>\n

\u2014 I’m still quite happy reading paper books.<\/p>\n

\u2014 Somebody had damned well better have saved all the books in the world for when the electronics all go down.<\/p>\n

\u2014 Only the finest of reading materials will do for kitty and human nocturnal satisfaction.<\/p>\n

Conclusion: I get to keep the 500 bucks that I don’t have for an iPad, and go out and buy just another book or two \u2014 for tonight…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

If I grade one more paper tonight, I think I will scream! Problem is \u2014 I have another 4.5 years worth of papers to grade, and I won’t scream. I never have screamed. I’ll kvetch. I’ll pull my hair. I’ll eat chocolate. I’ll complain a lot. And I’ll look for something positive to say about…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[250,216],"tags":[362,363,26],"class_list":["post-1032","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-essays","category-kaddish-in-two-part-harmony","tag-books","tag-download","tag-university"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/beitmalkhut.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1032","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/beitmalkhut.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/beitmalkhut.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/beitmalkhut.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/beitmalkhut.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1032"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/beitmalkhut.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1032\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1034,"href":"https:\/\/beitmalkhut.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1032\/revisions\/1034"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/beitmalkhut.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1032"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/beitmalkhut.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1032"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/beitmalkhut.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1032"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}